AAAHH!

Tuesday

Ugh. I'm serious, I'm soo mad right now I could like, ignore what the amoeba was wearing yesterday. You will never believe what Meredith, that stuck up snob, told me today. She told me that I needed to improve my wardrobe! And, and, get this, she told me, that I needed to lose some weight! I mean has she not seen herself, the only guys who like her are the nerdy guy amoebas, which are even worse than the jock guy amoebas and the typical guy amoebas! And to make things worse, the cute jock paramecium, Chance, heard all of the conversation! I need to vent to my friends right now. More later.